Quote/Quotes of the day

[Machi]

"The Jonas Brothers are here. They're out there somewhere *pointing towards the crowd.* [My daughters] are huge fans. But, boys, don't get any ideas. I have two words for you: Predator Drones. You will never see it coming."

-President Obama, at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner

[Sasu]

Crystal: Aren't there like 3 cats living there with you? If you want interesting and exciting, take the trimmer, the cat.....
Auss: Lol, that's much better than actually using it on myself.
Me: D: no bald jack!
Ian: Aussie, they're on to us!
You go get the glue and I'll see about getting a sack of hair clippings from Crystal.
Crystal: Lol. Rainbow kitty!

A conversation involving a beard trimmer.

Giving them ideas, Crystal. D:

I lol'd.

[Cd7up]

""Fear," he used to say, "fear is the most valuable commodity in the universe." That blew me away.
"Turn on the tv." he'd say. "What are you seeing?" People selling their products? No. People selling the fear of you having to live without their products."
F'in' A, was he right. Fear of aging, fear of loneliness, fear of poverty, fear of failure. Fear is the most basic emotion we have. Fear is primal. Fear sells. That was my mantra. "Fear sells."

It's from World War Z. Something about that just seemed awfully memorable.

[TempKuf]

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Looking To buy New car must be AWD or 4wd with high ground Clearence NO TRUCKS! says:
You bet yur sweet capris I fkin am!

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
You bet yur sweet capris I fkin am!
Me and and a MSN bot

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Some teenage girl walking by talking on her cellphone "I'm a fkin lady how dare he treat me like that!"

[TempKuf]

I guess I'm officially old now =/

i already got them lol old person

as well as a little boy who was around 8 walking by my house

Little Boy: Do you have any children?
Me: What?
Little Boy: Do you have any children?
*shocked look*
Me: Umm I hope not
*Little Boy points to our swing set*
Little Boy: Then why do you have those?
Me: Oh they are for my nephews

yeah its official I'm old

[Cd7up]

I'm officially old now =/

[TempKuf]

Applying to jobs makes me depressed so I decided to make it more enjoyable when doing a cover letter

I`ll be honest I don`t have all the qualifications needed for this job,
chances are very few do and even when you do find the person with all of
there. I bet the reviewer will look at it and say "hmm well he seems to
be over qualified". And I imagine he wont stay there for long he or she
will move on to better job`s. I may not have a degree nor did I get much
out of going to college but what I do have is... What I have is or what I
don`t have is self confidence. And I think that`s more important then
anything is some weird way.

[Edward~xD]

"Where's Ian? (my little brother)" -Me

"Probably out with his stoner friends smoking my dope." -Mom

"Uh..?" -Me

"No seriously. He stole from me." -Mom

"Wow.." -Me

[Ame Ryoshi]

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.” - George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

[clowder]

"When I become Fuhrer, all female personnel in the military ... will have to wear mini-skirts!!" - Mustang, FMA